Hello, web crawler! There are (quite deliberately) no links to the contents of this site from the top level page. If you are actually a human who randomly came to this site, you clearly have too much free time on your hands.

However, I suspect that you are yet another bot looking for links to harvest, and unfortunately the pages of this site are intended for family and friends and not random web databases. If we want you to index it, we'll submit the specific URL. KTHXBAI!