There once was a round headed ranger
Who obviously knew not his danger
    He met a hobgoblin
    who chopped off his noggin
'Cause Orcball is best played with strangers

There once was an Imp who was lazy
Used to drive Dungeon Keeper crazy
    He slapped him a bunch
    And with one last punch
That Imp is now pushing up daisies.

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
it is by the smoke of ganja that thoughts acquire speed,
the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
	- Technomage saying (apologies to Frank Herbert)

There once was an orc from Nantucket
Who kept hisfghy   bh..hgbucketkjgh

Segmentation fault (core dumped)

The Gnomes adore their children
    but if they only knewed,
that Goblins also love them
    as they are quite tasty when stewed.

A Dwarven beard can be great fun
    especially when shorn from its wearer,
and woven into rope most fine
    to garrote its former bearer.

Ode to Monofilament
Monomolecular filament, buckminster fullerene,
    magnetically operated, disinfectantly clean,
monofilament is many things -- to them to you and me,
    but touch it not or you may find yourself an amputee.

Some say you should comment your code
    while others insist on a spec.
But Shizlink would rather be tortured by Orcs
    than put up with all of that drek.

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