Me find map of garrison in memory droid's. Friend Fairy cast spell turn me invisible, cast other spell make me fly. Fairy turn Fairy invisible, and fly we up ramp.
Me hit mother lode!!! Me find droids, battlemechs, air fighters, battle tank! Me most powerful Goblin in universe!!!
Then me see Guard robot. Baddo guard robot come and steal it all away. Guard robot see me not, me invisible. Me tell Friend Fairy tell others me send droids down bring them up. Me try cast Rune of Marconi; too much power not enough spell. [Editor's note: Shizlink fumbled his spell and was knocked unconscious for a while. Fortunately he remained invisible] Me Interface construction droid, program go bottom ramp, wait, return. Me send droid down.
Me wait. Me wait. Me wonder what in storage locker. Me must wait for droid. Me wait. Me can't wait no more, must know what in storage locker! Locker locked, me try unlock. Lock no unlock. Guard robot head for me! Must run! Guard robot scan locker. Guard robot no find me. Me invisible.
Me wonder what battle tank made of. Me try find out, run into force field. Guard robot head for me! Must run! Guard robot still no find me. Then alarm bells sound.
Me not like this. Me not like this one bit. Bad humans in control room moving around, bad guard robots looking for me. Alarm bells ears hurt. Must make diversion. Me program construction droid plaster over ramp other side of depot. Me send droid. Baddo guard robot follow droid, tell droid stop. Droid no can stop, me program droid priority override. Droid plaster begins ramp. Guard robot destroy construction droid. Big boom!
Me run down ramp, back to friends. Me pass first droid on way down, droid slow.
